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SALES REPORT: COMMON, MAC MILLER, DRAKE, JEEZY, RIHANNA & MORE

Leading the pack this week is Drake‘s Take Care remaining at No. 2 with 42,200 behind Adele’s 21 (124,500). According to Nielsen SoundScan, Drizzy’s sophomore album has sold 1,289,000 units after two months in stores.

Atlanta rapper Young Jeezy‘s Thug Motivation 103: Hustlerz Ambition dropped a notch to No. 4 with 35,600. With three weeks knocked out, Jeezy’s newest offering has moved 336,900 records.

Pop star Rihanna’s Talk That Talk moved up three slots to No. 6 with 27,200. After seven weeks on store shelves, her newest LP has sold 541,300 copies.

Rap duo LMFAO’s Sorry for the Party Rocking fell three slots to No. 8 with 25,400. Moving into their 30th week on the chart, their new LP has sold 549,200 pieces.

Grammy-winning rapper Lil Wayne‘s Tha Carter IV dropped five slots to No. 18 with 17,500. Heading into his 20th week, Weezy’s newest offering has sold 1,934,400 units.

Rap duo Jay-Z and Kanye West‘s Watch the Throne fell five slots to No. 20 with 16,600. Moving forward to Week 23, their new joint record has sold 1,248,300 pieces.

R&B singer Mary J. Blige‘s My Life II…The Journey Continues fell four positions to No. 24 with 14,400. Moving into her second month on store shelves, the soulful singer’s newest album has shelled out 415,200 records.

Singer Anthony Hamilton‘s Back to Love received a 13-slot boost to No. 27 with 13,400. With a month to his name, the crooner’s new LP has moved 133,600 copies.

Grammy-winning singer Beyonce‘s 4 fell nine slots to No. 31 with 11,900. Headed into her 29th week, her album has moved 1,070,200 records.

Pop crooner Bruno MarsDoo-Wops & Hooligans leaped 14 slots forward to No. 35 with 10,100. After 66 weeks of going strong on the chart, his album stands at 1,446,000 sold records.

Roc Nation rapper J. Cole‘s Cole World: The Sideline Story returned to Top 50 moving up 12 slots to No. 40 with 9,600. With 15 weeks under his belt, the rapper’s long-awaited debut has hit gold status with 507,900 sold units.

Chicago rap veteran Common‘s The Dreamer/The Believer fell 16 slots to No. 42 with 9,500. Headed toward his first full month in stores, the rapper-turned-actor’s new LP has shelled out 97,600 records.

Evening things in Top 50 is Pittsburgh rapper Mac Miller‘s Blue Slide Park moving ten slots down to No. 45 with 9,000. With nine weeks in the books, his new LP has sold 262,200 copies.

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MAN USES PUPPY’S MOUTH TO “PLEASURE HIMSELF” IN FRONT OF 9-YR OLD!!!

Where to start…

Well, the good news is there’s an outside chance that Thurman McGriff didn’t actually get a blowjob from a puppy. However, according to police, at the very least, he whipped out his penis in public and simulated oral sex, using the pooch’s mouth as the (ahem) pleasure center, in front of a 9-year-old boy.

According to court records obtained by New Times, police were called to the 1100 block of West Pima Street in Phoenix about 4:15 Saturday afternoon in response to a report that a man was exposing himself in public.

When police arrived, they found two witnesses — an adult and a 9-year-old boy — each of whom told police they saw the suspect (later identified as McGriff) exposing himself while holding a black and brown puppy.

At one point, the witnesses told police, McGriff “was using, or acting like he was using, his new puppy’s mouth to pleasure himself.”

Apparently, McGriff wanted a little privacy — when he noticed the 9-year-old was looking at him, McGriff yelled to the boy “[I'm going to] do this to you” if the kid didn’t stop staring at him.

In all, McGriff was booked on one count each of indecent exposure, bestiality, and sexual indecency with an animal.

MALIA FT. MILLI MILLZ – LAPDANCE [OFFICIAL VIDEO]

MUSIC TEACHER CONVICES TEEN TO STRIP & TOUCH HERSELF TO IMPROVE VOCAL RANGE!

Kevin Gausepohl, a 37-year-old music teacher at Tacoma Community College has been jailed after he allegedly convinced an underage vocal student that she could improve her vocal range if she stripped naked and performed sexual acts on herself while singing.

According to police, Gausepohl reportedly convinced a 17-year-old girl that her vocal range would be improved if she undressed and practiced her singing while sexually touching herself.

Investigators say Gausepohl told the girl that he was studying how sexual arousal could change a singer’s vocal range. The girl reportedly complied with his requests and participated in the so-called “study.”

Other students told detectives that Gausepohl asked them to be a part of his study, but they declined.

Gausepohl was booked into jail on seven counts of communicating with a minor for immoral purposes and one count of obstructing a law enforcement officer.

The teacher resigned from the school in October and states that he did nothing wrong.

MAN EXPOSES HIS PENIS DURING ALVIN & THE CHIPMUNKS MOVIE!!!

Edward Brown, a 34-year-old Illinois man was jailed after he allegedly stripped off his clothes and exposed himself to children during an “Alvin and the Chipmunks” movie.

According to North Riverside Police, 96 people (many of them children) were subjected to full frontal nudity Thursday during a showing of the recently released “Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked” movie.

Investigators say Brown entered the theater and sat quietly until about 30 minutes into the movie. That’s when he reportedly stripped off his clothing and then stood atop the chair he was seated in. He then reportedly turned around and faced the crowd, exposing his genitals to dozens of children.

Mall security officers arrived to the theater moments later and placed Brown into custody.

Brown told police that a woman invited him into the theater and directed him to remove his clothes. He also stated that the unknown woman promised him they could have sex and smoke crack.

Brown was booked into the Cook County Jail and charged with 3 counts of felony sexual exploitation of children, one count of sexual exploitation and one count of disorderly conduct. His bail has been set at $100,000.

NEPHEW GOUGES UNCLE’S EYES OUT OVER REMOTE CONTROL!!!

Exulam Holman, a 32-year-old Illinois man was jailed after he allegedly gouged out his uncle’s eyeballs during an argument over a remote control on New Year’s Eve.

According to the Will County Sheriff’s Office, officers were called to the scene of a domestic disturbance at around 10:00 p.m.

When officers arrived on the scene, they found a man at the bottom of the basement stairs with blood pouring from his eye sockets.

The 62-year-old man’s eyeballs were swollen, dislocated and protruding about a quarter-inch from his eye sockets, according to the arrest affidavit.

Investigators say the victim told police that he and Davis were arguing over a TV remote New Year’s Eve when Davis knocked him to the ground and gouged out his eyes using his thumbs.

Davis then pushed the victim down the basement stairs.

The victim reportedly lost consciousness during the attack, then regained it and fought through excruciating pain to call 911. He was taken to Silver Cross Hospital, then transferred to the University of Illinois at Chicago Hospital for advanced care, where he went through surgery.

The victim is now blind in his left eye, and has limited vision in his right eye. Additional surgery is required to regain sight in his right eye.

Davis was booked into jail and charged with two counts of felony aggravated domestic battery and one count of aggravated battery. He is being held in lieu of $1,000,000 bond. If convicted, he could face up to seven years in jail. Court records show that he has been arrested for numerous assault charges dating back to 1999.

MOTHER BEATS 2-YR OLD DAUGHTER ON CHRISTMAS DAY!!! [WARNING!]

Cynthia Gonzalez, a 26-year-old Texas woman was jailed Friday after she allegedly fractured her toddler daughter’s skull while knocking her teeth out.

According to police, an investigation was launched Dec. 26 after a 2-year-old girl child arrived to Longview Hospital with a fractured skull, several punched out teeth, multiple bruises and bleeding on the brain.

Several family witnesses told detectives that Gonzales routinely punched the toddler in the face when she would cry or vomit.

One of Gonzalez’ children told detectives that her mother stated that she wanted to sell the toddler to someone else so she wouldn’t have to care for her anymore.

Two children also told detectives that Gonzalez refused to take the injured child to a hospital until the family had finished eating and opened presents.

Gonzalez told detectives that the child was injured after falling out of bed, however, a medical evaluation confirmed that the child’s injuries were inconsistent with Gonzalez’ explanation.

Gonzalez was booked into the Gregg County Jail on a charge of injury to a child with serious bodily injury. She remains in jailed in lieu of $100,000 bond.

The child is now at Dallas Children’s Hospital. Although she is expected to survive her injuries, doctors say the child will be permanently impaired and will suffer ongoing neurological problems as a result.

MAN SEDUCES CUSTOMER WITH A BRA ON & CROTCHLESS PANTIES!

Jeff Watson, a 48-year-old Oklahoma City man was jailed after he allegedly exposed himself to a woman while trying on women’s clothing at a maternity-wear store.

According to police, officers were dispatched Dec. 27 after a woman called to report that a man inside a maternity store exposed himself to her while wearing a bra and crotchless panties.

Investigators say the woman was working as a clerk at Modern Maternity in the Penn Square shopping mall when Watson entered the store and began browsing for clothes.

The woman told officers that she had seen the man inside the store before, and believed that he shopped at the maternity store because of his “big belly.”

The clerk stated that Watson approached her, asked for her phone number and asked if she’d like to go to lunch with him. When the woman refused, Watson took his purchases to a dressing room and then called her over to help him.

When the clerk went to the dressing room section of the store, she encountered Watson, who was dressed in nothing more than a bra and crotchless panties.

The clerk stated that Watson kept asking her to look at him, however she refused and requested that he leave the store.

Once Watson had left the premises, the clerk contacted police.

Watson was booked into jail and charged with indecent exposure.

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LANDLORD CATCHES TENANT HAVING SEX WITH HER DOG!!!

Ray Lynn Mitcham Jr., a 33-year-old Florida man was jailed after he allegedly had sex with his neighbor’s dog.

According to the Cumberland County Sheriff’s Office, an investigation was launched after a woman reported seeing a neighbor engaged in a sex act with her dog.

Investigators say the incident happened when a woman went next door to her neighbor’s home on Jan 2 to speak with him.

The neighbor, who is also Mitcham’s landlord, opened the door to Mitcham’s motor home to find him engaged in sexual intercourse with her dog.

The dog was taken to a local veterinarian who extracted Mitcham’s DNA from the female dog’s genitalia. Mitcham was arrested after he submitted a DNA sample that matched a sample that was extracted from the dog.

Mitcham was booked into the Cumberland County Jail and charged with a crime against nature. He was released after posting a $5,000 bond.

CRACKHEAD CALLS COPS CUZ CRACK DEALER SOLD HER SUGAR

Suzanne Basham, a 47-year-old Missouri woman was jailed Tuesday after she allegedly called police because a crack dealer sold her sugar instead of the crack cocaine she reportedly paid for.

According to Springfield Police, officers were dispatched after Basham complained to 911 operators that she had been scammed during an alleged cocaine purchase.

When officers arrived on the scene, Basham stated that she paid $40 for crack cocaine, but was given sugar instead. Basham reportedly asked police to get her $40 back and arrest her crack dealer for “stealing.”

Officers went to the residence where Basham claimed to have made the purchase – however, residents inside the house denied selling the woman drugs and would now allow officers inside their home.

Basham was searched and found to be in possession of a crack pipe. She was booked into jail on one count of possessing drug paraphernalia.

WOMAN BEATS HUSBAND IN THE HEAD WITH A HAMMER OVER JUDGE JUDY

Janet Knowles. a 62-year-old Jupiter woman was jailed after she allegedly beat her husband with a hammer because he was watching Judge Judy and not paying any attention to her.

According to Jupiter Police, officers were dispatched to the couple’s residence after receiving a call of suspected domestic violence.

When officers arrived on the scene, 65-year-old Larry Knowles answered the door while holding a bloody paper towel to his head.

Knowles told investigators that he was watching Judge Judy in the living room when his wife became angry because he hadn’t been paying attention to her.

In retaliation, she allegedly grabbed a hammer and struck him twice in the head. The victim suffered a large gash on his head and a cut to his arm during the attack.

When officers tried to question Mrs. Knowles, she seemed incoherent and was unable to hold a conversation with them. She admitted to the allegations and was apprehended.

Knowles was booked into the Palm Beach County Jail and charged with aggravated battery. She is being held in lieu of $10,000 bond.

SALES REPORT: WALE, BIEBER, BEYONCE, LMFAO, JAY-Z & KANYE, ETC

Leading the pack this week is teen star Justin Bieber’s Under the Mistletoe, which features Busta Rhymes and Mariah Carey, at No. 1. According to Nielsen SoundScan, the LP has sold 210,400 copies after a week in stores.

Maybach Music Group leader Wale‘s Ambition opened at No. 2. With a week under his belt, Wale’s sophomore solo album has sold 164,000 pieces.

R&B singer Tyrese‘s Open Invitation debuted on the chart at No. 9. After seven days, the singer-turned-actor’s new LP has pushed out 76,100 units.

Grammy-winning rapper Lil Wayne‘s Tha Carter IV fell four slots to No. 15 with 28,400. Moving into his 11th week, Weezy’s latest solo effort has scooped out 1,643,500 records.

Roc Nation protege J. Cole‘s Cole World: The Sideline Story fell four positions to No. 20 with 22,000. Headed into his seventh week, the North Carolina-bred emcee’s long-awaited debut has pushed out 370,000 units.

Superstar rap twosome Jay-Z and Kanye West‘s Watch the Throne dropped four slots out of Top 20 landing at No. 23 with 19,400. After 13 weeks, their new joint effort stands at 1,032,700 sold records.

Rap duo LMFAO’s Sorry for the Party Rocking received a one-notch boost to No. 24 with 19,100. With 20 weeks knocked out, their new LP stands at 218,300 sold records.

R&B diva Beyonce’s 4 dropped four spots to No. 32 with 15,600. Headed into her 20th week, the mother-to-be’s new solo LP has pushed out 893,000 pieces.

CHARLIE SHEEN COMEDY CENTRAL ROAST

SALES REPORT: LIL WAYNE CLOSE TO A MILLI, JAY-Z & KANYE, EMINEM, PITBULL, TYLER & MORE

Leading the pack this week is Lil Wayne’s Tha Carter IV which debuted at No. 1. According to Nielsen SoundScan, Weezy’s long-awaited new LP has sold 965,300 copies in its opening week.

Grammy-winning rappers Jay-Z and Kanye West’s Watch the Throne dropped two slots to No. 4 with 79,600. With a full month under their belts, The Throne’s joint album has pushed 786,700 records to date.

R&B superstar Beyonce’s 4 returned to the Top 10 moving up five slots to No. 7 with 39,300. Headed into her 11th week, the singer’s latest solo offering has moved 739,300 pieces.

West Coast rapper Game’s R.E.D. Album dropped seven slots to No. 8 with 38,800. With two weeks under his belt, the Compton-bred emcee’s new LP stands at 136,700 sold records.

Rocker Lenny Kravitz’s Black & White America debuted on the chart this week at No. 18. After seven days in stores, his new LP has pushed out 19,100 copies.

Grammy-winning rapper Eminem and Royce Da 5’9‘s Hell: The Sequel dropped five positions to No. 20 with 17,500. After three months of availability, Bad Meets Evil’s joint EP has sold 498,500 units.

Soul chanteuse Jill Scott‘s Original Jill Scott from the Vault debuted on the chart at No. 28. With seven days in the books, her new compilation project has moved 12,900 units off shelves.

Pop star Bruno MarsDoo-Wops & Hooligans received a five-slot boost to No. 32 with 12,100. After 48 weeks, the singer’s album has sold 1,248,500 records.

Young Money star Nicki Minaj‘s Pink Friday moved up three slots to No. 33 with 11,900. Headed into her 42nd week, the Barbie’s 2010 debut album has sold 1,564,500 copies.

R&B singer Kelly Rowland‘s Here I Am dropped two slots to No. 35 with 11,200. After six weeks, her new LP rests at 151,400 sold pieces.

Grammy-winning singer Rihanna’s Loud fell 17 positions to No. 37 with 10,800. After 42 weeks, her latest offering has moved 1,443,800 copies.

Miami rapper Pitbull’s Planet Pit slipped a notch to No. 47 with 9,700. After 11 weeks, his new LP has sold 191,800 copies.

Evening things out in Top 50 is Tyler the Creator’s Goblin which moved up 54 slots to No. 48 with 9,700. After just over four months in stores, Tyler’s sophomore solo effort has sold 117,600 records.

West Coast rapper Glasses Malone’s Beach Cruiser debuted on the chart at No. 200. With seven days knocked out, his Cash Money Records debut has sold 2,700 units.

AMBER ROSE NAKED TITS…. ONCE AGAIN!!!

“FUCK YOU I’M FAMOUS” JAMESON’S BDAY MIXTAPE IS HERE!!!!!


THIS YEAR WE CELEBRATING THE 4TH EDITION OF MY BDAY SO I DECIDED TO DO A MIXTAPE ALONGSIDE MY BROTHER DJ BLAST (@djblast514) “FUCK YOU I’M FAMOUS”!!!!!!!

TAKE A LISTEN HERE:
FUCK YOU I’M FAMOUS – JAMESON BDAY MIX- MIXED BY DJ BLAST by Jameson Pépé Pierre

 

YOU CAN DOWNLOAD IT HERE:

http://www.zshare.net/audio/938113216617b93e/

THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT! I REALLY HOPE TO SEE ALL OF YOU THERE!!!

WEEZY CAUGHT WITH A 16-YR OLD GIRL IN HOTEL IN MTL? REAL OR NOT… *UPDATED*


So Mediatakeout broke out this story yesterday. I usually never refer to this website cuz of a lot of untrue stuff they post. But this one IF TRUE, would be crazy!!!
Basically this 16 yrs old chick from Ottawa couldn’t get in the show in her city so she took the bus to Montreal with her friend (Now, WHAT TYPE OF PARENTS IS THAT????) and MEDIATAKEOUT.COM claims that they met Weezy at the Afterparty. but we ALL know, the afterparty got pepper sprayed around 1:00-1:30am before Weezy even reached the building. So right there and then, things look fishy. AND WOULD LA MOUCHE REALLY HAVE LET A 16-YR OLD INSIDE THE CLUB??? They could get in trouble too!!! However this chick claims she was in the hotel room with Weezy and fucked him.
The picture does show her & Weezy … Is it true? WHO KNOWS? But with Weezy being on probation, he cant smoke weed NOR commit a crime like having sex with a minor… HOWEVER, NOTHING proves the two of em had sex! It’s only a mirror pic… it’s not an R. KELLY video… AND EVEN THEN, THE DUDE GOT OFF!
So legally, things look fishy a bit for Weezy.. will prosecutors come across the border to verify this chick’s allegations?
And HOW DUMB WOULD WEEZY HAVE TO BE, to let a chick take a pic…??? And she’s TRULY not a real fan if she did that man… Whatever happened to the REAL underground groupies… SMH…

 

HERE IS A RESPONSE FROM THE GIRL IN QUESTION (Thanks to @Cid_the_Kicks)

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