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THE SALES REPORT: JAY-Z KANYE WEST, ACE HOOD, BEYONCE, RIHANNA & MORE!!!

Grammy-winning rappers Jay-Z and Kanye West’s Watch the Throne debuted atop the chart this week at No. 1. According to Nielsen SoundScan, the duo’s new LP has sold 436,100 copies in seven days.

R&B diva Beyonce’s 4 received a one-slot boost to No. 7 with 26,800. After seven weeks, her new LP has sold 653,800 records.

Florida rapper Ace Hood‘s Blood, Sweat & Tears debuted on the chart at No. 8. Heading into his second week, Ace’s new LP has shelled out 26,300 copies.

Grammy-winning rapper Eminem and Royce Da 5’9’s Hell: The Sequel moved up three notches to No. 11 with 23,300. With nine weeks knocked out, Bad Meets Evil’s new EP has sold 443,500 copies.

Atlanta rappers Gucci Mane and Waka Flocka Flame’s Ferrari Boyz debuted on the chart at No. 21. With a week in the books, the duo’s new LP has pushed out 16,800 units. [Check out Gucci Mane’s Buy My Record]

R&B singer Kelly Rowland‘s Here I Am moved down 11 slots to No. 24 with 16,100. Headed into her first full month, her new LP has sold 118,500 units.

Slaughterhouse spitter Royce Da 5’9’s Success Is Certain debuted on the chart at No. 25. After seven days in stores, the new LP has moved 15,900 records.

G.O.O.D. Music artist Big Sean‘s Finally Famous received a one-slot boost to No. 40 with 10,900. Headed into his second month in stores, the LP has sold 181,600 records.

Young Money star Nicki Minaj‘s Pink Friday fell ten slots to No. 42 with 10,700. With 38 weeks in the books, her debut album has sold 1,533,500 pieces.

Pop star Bruno MarsDoo-Wops & Hooligans fell five positions to No. 43 with 10,600. After 45 weeks, his latest offering has moved 1,217,100 records.

Soul singer Jill Scott‘s Light of the Sun dropped five spots to No. 44 with 10,300. With a full two months under her belt, Scott’s new LP has sold 294,800 units.

Grammy-winning rapper Eminem‘s Recovery slipped three slots to No. 46 with 10,100. Headed into his 61st week, his new LP has pushed 3,991,600 records.

Miami rapper Pitbull’s Planet Pit dropped 13 notches to No. 47 with 9,900. After two months, his new LP has sold 165,200 copies.

Fellow Miami artist DJ Khaled‘s We The Best Forever fell 17 slots to No. 48 with 9,800. With a month under his belt, Khaled’s new compilation project has sold 97,200 units.

Rounding out things in Top 50 is singer Rihanna’s Loud which dropped four slots to No. 50 with 9,000. After 39 weeks, her album has sold 1,408,500 records.

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SALES REPORT: KELLY ROWLAND, BEYONCE, WU-TANG, DJ KHALED, BIG SEAN & MANY MORE!

Leading the pack this week is Kelly Rowland‘s Here I Am which debuted at No. 3 according to Nielsen SoundScan, Rowland’s solo album has sold 77,100 copies after a week in stores.

Late singer Amy Winehouse‘s Back to Black returned to the chart moving five slots up to No. 4 with 53,700. Her 2007 sophomore album has sold 2,387,000 copies since its release.

Award-winning singer Beyonce’s 4 moved down two slots to No. 6 with 41,000. After five weeks in stores, the LP has shelled out 592,700 copies.

Grammy-winning rapper Eminem and Royce Da 5’9‘s Hell: The Sequel received a one-slot boost to No. 10 with 26,000. After seven weeks in stores, the duo’s new record has sold 396,000 pieces.

Miami personality DJ Khaled‘s We The Best Forever fell from the Top 10 moving down nine slots to No. 14 with 20,600. After two weeks of availability, his new compilation project has sold 73,700 records.

Soulful singer Jill Scott‘s Light of the Sun fell two slots to No. 27 with 13,900. After six weeks in stores, her new LP has sold 273,100 records.

G.O.O.D. Music artist Big Sean‘s Finally Famous moved down three slots to No. 30 with 13,200. Headed into his sixth week, his long-awaited debut has sold 160,000 copies.

Miami rapper Pitbull’s Planet Pit dropped four slots to No. 32 with 12,500. With six weeks knocked out, his new LP has sold 143,000 records.

Young Money star Nicki Minaj‘s Pink Friday moved down slx slots to No. 37 with 11,600. After 36 weeks, her debut album stands at 1,510,100 sold pieces.

Pop star Bruno MarsDoo-Wops & Hooligans slipped three slots to No. 38 with 11,500. After 43 weeks, his new LP has sold 1,195,000 records.

Staten Island rap crew Wu-Tang Clan‘s Legendary Weapons debuted at No. 41. After seven days in stores, the new LP has sold 10,400 pieces.

Pittsburgh rapper Wiz Khalifa‘s Rolling Papers moved down a notch to No. 42 with 9,500. After 18 weeks, his Atlantic Records debut sits at 524,800 sold records.

Grammy-winning rapper Eminem‘s Recovery remained at No. 43 with 9,400. With 58 weeks knocked out, his 2010 solo album has sold 3,971,300 units.

Evening things out in Top 50 is Rihanna’s Loud which dropped five slots to No. 45 with 9,200. With 37 weeks in the books, her latest solo effort has pushed out 1,390,100 pieces.

*UPDATE* JAY-Z vs KANYE WEST FEUD!!! THE TOUR IS BACK ON!!!

Jay-Z went yesterday on hot 97’s Angie Martinez show to explain what happened exactly with Kanye West… LISTEN
Jay-Z surprise visits Angie Martinez (Interview)

Here are the 2 of em at a listening party in NYC for their duet album! Doesn’t look like they beefin that much… however, it could also be for the cameras!

And as reported, the Watch the Throne tour has been POSTPONED!!! Evenko which is the promoter in charge of the Montreal event is reportedly still in works to have the event happening in our city as opposed to being CANCELED as it’s been rumoured.  They are still saying tickets will be on sale as of monday, August 8th @ 10am. Only time will tell exactly what is going on with the tour! Early reports stated ticket prices varied from 175 to 300+$!!!!!

*UPDATE*
THE TOUR IS BACK ON!!!! HOWEVER, The scheduled date of SEPTEMBER 25TH has been moved to NOVEMBER 22ND! Tickets will still be available for purchase as of MONDAY, AUGUST 8th! A special link @ 10am will be available for all to purchase their tickets online!!!!!!!!

 

SUNDAY, JULY 31ST 2011 CARIBANA EVENTS!!!

 

SATURDAY, JULY 30th 2011 CARIBANA EVENTS!!!

Director X returns home to throw his 10th Annual Caribana Event on Saturday July 30th, 2011. Hosting this year will be Director X, Nas and Pooch Hall (Derwin Davis from the Game).
Sound Academy (Polson Pier) Nightclub, 11 Polson St., Toronto,

 The 10th annual Def Jam Party on Caribana Saturday will be better than ever!

Hosting the event this year will be none other then Fabolous! DJ’s include Black Chiney, Starting from Scratch and DJ Enuff fro hot 97.

 

 

 
BAD BOY x BET 106&PARK x CIROC x POWER 105.1FM NEW YORK
CARIBANA CELEBRITY SATURDAY presents …

MAKE IT RAIN
feat. TRAVIS PORTER & DJ PROSTYLE LIVE
Saturday July 30th 2011

inside XS & Aurum Nightclub
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Featuring live from Atlanta – TRAVIS PORTER
Featuring live from New York – DJ PROSTYLE
alongside ILL KIDZ – CHARLIE BROWN and more …

XS Nightclub, 261 Richmond St. West, Toronto, ON

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BLACKBERRY MESSENGER 6 IS OUT!!! DOWNLOAD HERE!

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More BBM status updates via BBM connected apps

BBM 6 allows for more status updates on your BBM profile when you use BBM connected apps. BBM 6 features a custom area within your BBM profile where BBM connected apps can insert status updates (such as high scores, trophies, achievements, etc.). For example, you can choose to let your BBM friends see your recently earned foursquare badges or your highest level in Dark Galaxy.

I personally love this new twist on BBM status updates because it allows me to venture out and share even more of what I do on my BlackBerry smartphone with my friends on BBM.

Share BlackBerry app experiences with your friends via BBM 6

With BBM now integrated into many of your favorite apps, the apps you love just became socially-enabled. That’s right – news apps, games, sports apps, productivity apps and multimedia apps – are experiences you can now share with your BBM friends. Select BBM contacts right from the app to invite them to download the app or join in on the fun. For example, imagine inviting a BBM friend from across town or across the globe to play a game of Backgammon King by Magmic – all without ever leaving the app.

Start a BBM chat from within a BBM connected app

Many BBM connected apps allow BlackBerry smartphone users to have a BBM chat within the app. The video above shows how easy it is to start a BBM chat from within ScoreMobile after checking the latest sports scores to lay down a little trash talk in support of your favorite team.

Discover BlackBerry apps through friends via BBM 6

I’ve already told you how you can let your friends know when you’ve discovered a great new app via BBM 6. But, do you know you can also discover apps via your BBM friends’ profiles, if they decide to share? With BBM 6, you can launch or install the app by clicking on its icon within your friend’s profile update. This means you can discover great apps simply by reading the profiles of your trusted friends.

Tip: Look for new BBM connected apps to be added to BlackBerry App World. You can easily spot them on BlackBerry App World by looking for the “BBM connected” app icon. To help get you started, we’ve compiled a list of the connected launch apps below. Post a comment and let us know which apps are your favorites!

News and Sports:

ScoreMobile
Navita Sports
Goal Mobile
Placar UOL
Huffington Post
Location and Travel:

Poynt
foursquare
Navigator
Celebrate with Mobiesta – A Fun App for India
asklaila Streetsmart
Navita Translator
Music:

Nobex Radio
Games and Entertainment:

Jingu
Backgammon King
Forces of War
Pocket Ants
Photo Booth
Battles on BBM
Dark Galaxy
Villains
E-commerce:

Mercado Livre
Productivity and Collaboration:

PowWow Premium

SALES REPORT: BEYONCE, WIZ KHALIFA, EMINEM, DJ KHALED, AMY WHINEHOUSE

Leading the pack this week is Beyonce’s 4 album which received a one-slot boost to No. 4 with 53,500 behind 3 Doors Down‘s Time of My Life (59,800), Kidz Bop KidsKidz Bop 20 (68,700) and Adele‘s 21 (77,100). According to Nielsen SoundScan, Beyonce’s new LP has hit gold status with 551,700 copies after a month in stores.

Def Jam South President DJ Khaled’s We The Best Forever debuted on the chart this week at No. 5. With seven days under his belt, Khaled’s new LP has sold 53,100 records to date.

Late singer Amy Winehouse’s Back to Black 2007 album resurrected back into the chart at No. 9 with 37,300 records. After dropping four years ago, the album has sold 2,333,300 records to date.

Grammy-winning rapper Eminem and Royce Da 5’9‘s Hell: The Sequel remained at No. 11 with 28,500. After six weeks on the chart, Bad Meets Evil’s new album has moved 370,000 units.

Soulful singer Jill Scott‘s Light of the Sun dropped 11 slots to No. 25 with 15,300. After five weeks, her new LP has sold 259,200 records.

G.O.O.D. Music artist Big Sean‘s Finally Famous moved down nine positions to No. 27 with 14,300. After a full month in retail outlets, the rapper’s debut has sold 146,700 records.

Miami rapper Pitbull‘s Planet Pit slipped a notch to No. 28 with 13,700. With five weeks under his belt, Mr. 305’s new LP has shelled out 130,500 pieces.

Young Money star Nicki Minaj‘s Pink Friday remained at No. 31 with 12,800. Headed into her 36th week, the “Barbie’s” debut album has sold 1,498,500 copies.

Pop star Bruno MarsDoo-Wops & Hooligans fell six slots to No. 35 with 12,300. With 42 weeks knocked out, his new album has sold 1,183,400 records.

Grammy-winning singer Rihanna‘s Loud remained at No. 40 with 9,800. After 36 weeks, RiRi’s latest solo effort has sold 1,380,900 copies.

Pittsburgh rapper Wiz Khalifa‘s Rolling Papers fell three slots to No. 41 with 9,800. Headed into his 17th week, the rapper’s Atlantic Records debut has sold 515,300 units.

Grammy-winning rapper Eminem‘s Recovery received a three-slot boost to No. 43 with 9,500. After 57 weeks, Slim Shady’s 2010 release has sold 3,961,900 copies.

Evening things out in Top 50 is R&B singer Chris Brown‘s F.A.M.E. which dropped three slots to No. 48 with 8,900. With 18 weeks knocked out, Chris Breezy’s latest solo album has sold 674,500 units.

DUDE CUTS WOMEN’S BUTTS IN MALLS!!! :O

Detectives in Fairfax, Virginia are hunting for a man who really likes malls — as well as cutting the butts of young women. They believe he’s responsible for slashing the butts of at least five women since Valentine’s Day. His first attack came outside a Champps Restaurant…

Then he hit again in an Ann Taylor store. His modus operandi is to distract women in their late teens and early 20s, then use either a razor or a box cutter to slice their butts.

In June, he attacked twice more, this time assaulting women at an H&M and a Marshalls store.

The most recent incident occurred at the Fair Oaks Mall, the site of two previous assaults. An 18-year-old girl was shopping for clothes at Forever XXI when a man — described as short, fat, Hispanic, and in his late 20s — bent down as if to pick up some clothes that fell off the rack.

The woman felt a prick, but dismissed it as being poked with a hangar. Then she saw blood. The perv had sliced her, leaving an inch-and-a-half cut.

Police believe the guy has a fetish where he gets off on slicing women. They say he may have tried this before with a girlfriend, and have been urging anyone who’s encountered such a degenerate to call the cops.

But so far, all they have is a grainy surveillance camera photo of the creep.

DUDE RAPES WOMAN HAVING A SEIZURE!!!!

51-year-old Larry Sandford is about to blow up the Degeneracy Meter for all time. He and an unnamed woman were at a Las Cruces, New Mexico home the other day at 7:30 a.m. It seems the woman is prone to having seizures. This time she lost consciousness…

But instead of coming to her aid, Sandford thought it would be an opportune time to behave like a huge douchebag. So he raped her while she was unconscious.

By 9 a.m. that morning, the woman was on the horn to police to report the incident.

Sandford, who was aware of the woman’s condition, was charged with third-degree rape with a person who is unable to give consent, plus being the biggest scumbag to ever set foot in New Mexico.

CHICK MEETS NEW DUDE ONLINE & THEN CONFESSES TO KILLING HUBBY!!!!

On a cloudless autumn day almost two years ago, Christine and Charles Billis’ car rumbled south along Vermont Route 5A. Christine was driving; Charles rode shotgun, minus his seatbelt. At the intersection of Line Farm Road, the car veered hard and struck a giant pine tree…
 
At the scene not long after the single-car crash, emergency responders rushed Christine to North County Hospital, where she was treated for her non-life threatening injuries. Her groom did not fare so well.

Trapped in the car’s mangled wreckage, Charles had to be extricated. He too was rushed to North County Hospital. Medical personnel pronounced him dead on arrival.
In the ensuing accident investigation, Vermont State Police noted the dry weather conditions and eliminated speed as a crash factor. The investigating trooper in charge of the inquiry believed Christine suffered a medical episode that may have caused her to lose control of the wheel.
Only Christine Billis knew what really happened that sunny fall day. And it was a secret she would keep guarded. That is, until she introduced herself to the glorious, wild jungles of Internet dating.
Fast forward to last year — less than a year she had been “widowed.” Billis was shopping herself on the web dating site OK Cupid, when she electronically introduced herself to Kevin Leland.
Over the following weeks, Billis and Leland got to know each other through phone chats and text messages. The courtship was still in its nascent stages when Billis told Leland she wanted to share a secret with him.
“… [S]he confessed to me very remorsefully that she had killed her husband,” said Leland.
The car accident accident was no accident at all, Billis allegedly told Leland. Knowing her husband wasn’t strapped in, she had purposefully rammed the car straight into the monster pine.
Blown away by the revelation, yet feeling obligated to bring the crime to justice’s doorstep, Leland agreed to meet in person with Billis. Again, she offered up a confession to the murder. 
This time Leland was recording the entire conversation. 
Despite death threats from Billis if he ever turned her in, Leland went to authorities with the recorded goodies. Police then obtained a search warrant and armed Leland with a wire to record more conversations between the two.
Last month Billis was arrested for first-degree homicide for the September 2009 murder of her husband, Charles. She is currently being held without bail

MOTHERS SPOTTED GIVING BEER TO 10-MNTH OLD & 4 YR OLD… COCAINE AS WELL!!!

Police were patrolling Bridgeport, Connecticut when they were waved down by a resident of the Success Village neighborhood. Since it has a goofy, altruistic name, we can only assume it’s a public housing project. The witness told cops a woman was giving her kid beer…

On the playground. That’s where police spotted Juliette Dunn, 29, and 33-year-old Lisa Jefferson sitting near two young children. An empty 40-ounce of Steel Reserve lay beside a 4-year-old boy.

The witness told police that Jefferson gave the kid a beer bottle and told him to chug it, then she teased the boy that he was an alcoholic. Police also found a baby bottle next to Jefferson’s 10-month-old daughter. It appeared to contain alcohol.

The kids were taken to the hospital, where the boy tested positive for alcohol and the baby tested positive for both alcohol and cocaine.

But the best evidence came from the 4-year-old, who told a social worker that he liked Natural Ice and Budweiser, but didn’t really like the taste of Dog-Bite beer.

Dunn also told police that Jefferson gives her son a bottle of beer every day. But she didn’t know how the little girl got coke in her system, since Jefferson doesn’t breast feed.

Both women were charged with risk of injury to a child and second-degree assault.

DUDE BURNS WIFE ALIVE WHILE DRIVING 70 MPH!!!!!!!!

Constantino Monterrosas Gamez, 39, and his 23-year-old wife were heading south on the I-15 in his 2002 Chevrolet S-10 pickup when they got into some kind of dispute. Just north of Temescal Canyon Road in Corona, Gamez is accused of dousing the Mrs. with gasoline and flicking a cigarette lighter to torch her.

As the pickup continued speeding at 65 to 70 mph, she opened the door and jumped. Gamez continued heading south for a short stretch before losing control of the truck and slamming into the back of a garbage truck.

Neither Gamez nor the garbage truck driver were hurt, but Gamez’s wife obviously suffered injuries from being burned and slamming into the pavement.

Amazingly, she is expected to recover, according to the California Highway Patrol.

Gamez was arrested at the scene by CHP officers and booked into the Presley Detention Center in Riverside on suspicion of attempted murder, domestic violence, kidnapping, false imprisonment and making criminal threats. Bail was set at $1 million.

HILBILLY NEWS: WIFE BURNS DOWN HOUSE WITH HUBBY IN IIT; HE BANNED HER FROM DRINKING!

Linda Velarde, 48, is what some might call a “bad drunk.” In fact, she gets so violent when she drinks that her husband banned her from tying one on in the Phoenix home the couple shares — so she set the house on fire with him inside.

According to court documents obtained by New Times, police were called yesterday afternoon when Velarde was seen drinking in public and waving a knife in the air near her apartment complex at 806 East Carol Avenue in Phoenix.

When police arrived, she told them her husband no longer allowed her to drink in their apartment, which the husband confirmed to officers, citing the fact that she tends to get violent when she drinks as the reason.

After her initial run in with police, cops monitored as Velarde went back to her apartment to grab some of her things. She then left on foot.

Shortly after removing some of her belongings, police were again called about Velarde. This time it was because she set her apartment on fire with her husband inside.

For the second time in just a few hours, police again were speaking to Velarde’s husband, who told them Velarde had returned to the apartment, so he locked himself in a room to get away from his drunken wife. As he was locked in the room, Velarde allegedly dumped some sort of oil on the floor leading from the room in which her husband was locked to some curtains she then set on fire. She then took off on foot.

The blaze didn’t get too out of control — Velarde’s husband managed to put out the fire, but suffered some burns to his hands in the process.

According to police, had Velarde’s husband not been able to locate and extinguish the fire when he did, he would have been trapped in the burning apartment because the fire was lit at a “choke point” in the hallway of the building.

Velarde, who has a history of alcoholism and domestic violence, was booked into a Maricopa County jail on one count of arson.

FATHER MASTURBATES WHILE STRANGER MOLEST AUTISTIC SON!!!

Like many a bored, married, family man, Jonathan Mark Smith was looking for a little excitement. So he took an ad out on Craigslist asking for oral sex. It turns out, however, that Smith wasn’t into having sex himself. He wanted someone to go perv on his 6-year-old son…

Fellow degenerate Teddy Dean Davis responded to his ad, then showed up at Smith’s Moore, Oklahoma door asking to see the autistic boy. Smith’s other kids were asleep at the time and his wife was away at work.

So Smith led Davis into the boy’s bedroom. Davis began molesting the youngster. And Smith, apparently aroused by the abuse, masturbated as he watched.

The incident happened in January. The two men weren’t arrested until this month. We’re not sure how the cops found out about it, but Davis is charged with lewd molestation and indecent proposal to a child.

Smith is charged with enabling child sexual abuse and lewd molestation

DUMB CRIMINAL OF THE DAY: DUDE STABS FRIEND FOR BRING WRONG BEER!!

The following story involves a trailer park and Natural Light beer. We suggest you arm yourself with white trash repellent spray before reading. 25-year-old Brandon K. Smelser was hosting the party of the season at his trailer home in Valley Falls, Kansas…

No doubt it was the kind of bash where invites were cherished and boasted of by the finest people within Valley Falls’ social elite. But Christopher Daniel, 22, failed to show the proper respect for a fete of this magnitude.

It seems he showed up to the party carrying Natural Light. Worse, he probably only bought a sixer, as if he was visiting performance artists or something.

As anyone with an ounce of class knows, this not only says that you’re a cheap bastard, but that you have so little respect for your host that you’ll show up with the shittiest beer money can buy.

Of course Smelser, a cunning theorist on all matters etiquette, quickly deduced the slight. The two men began to fight in a parking lot. Then Smelser raised the stakes by stabbing Daniel.

It’s apparently illegal to stab someone in Kansas, even if they do show up with Natural Light. Daniel was taken to a hospital, where his condition is said to be life-threatening.

Smelser is now in the slam for attempted murder. He’s expected to invoke the Natural Light defense, contending the stabbing was justified.

DUMB CRIMINAL OF THE DAY: BUSTED FOR DUI, WHILE GOING TO HER DUI TRIAL!

No one would accuse 37-year-old Jennifer Buckley of being one of the great minds of our time. Nor would her drinking buddies expound over her ability to hold her liquor. The Tampa woman was on her way to court for a previous DUI in Naples, Florida…

She naturally thought it would be a good idea to purchase some liquid courage for the ride. That’s when police received a call that there was a reckless driver on I-75. Deputies found a car matching the description and license plate at a nearby convenience store.

They also saw Buckley staggering out of the store with a can of Bud Light. Not only is she an amateur drunk, but she has exceedingly poor taste in American-made brewski products.

She dropped the beer, then picked it up and got into her SUV. A deputy knocked on her window and asked her where she was going. She said she was headed to her home in Tampa. The deputy politely informed her she was going in the wrong direction.

Then she admitted she was due in a Naples court for a previous DUI.

But the crack law enforcement officer believed she might be hammered. After all, he found another empty in the vehicle, as well as two empty bottles of Smirnoff.

She refused to take a breathalyzer or a field sobriety test, so she was pinched for her third DUI in seven months.

DUDE GETS STUCK IN STORM DRAIN TRYING TO RETRIEVE CELLY!!!

 

A man who was found stuck head-first inside a storm drain in a residential street early Thursday morning claims that he wasn’t drunk and was the victim of a gang attack.

Jared Medeiros, 21, of Ceres, California, says he was attacked and robbed by gang members who threw his cell phone into the drain.

He said he got stuck in the drain when he tried to retrieve the phone so he could call 911.

Trapped in a drain: Jared Medeiros had to be rescued by fire crews after he got stuck trying to retrieve his cell phone

He was stuck for 40 minutes before residents noticed his legs flailing wildly and he was rescued by firefighters.

Mr Medeiros said he was walking from his house to a friend’s up the street when four young men walked toward him.

He said: ‘I walked passed them and then one of them hit me from behind.

Gang attack: Jared Medeiros claims he was beaten by four gang members before one of them tossed his cell phone down the drain

‘I started fighting with one of them and then all of them were hitting and kicking me on the ground.

‘My head was split open and I was bleeding.

‘I felt blood from my head and I started shaking, so I went for my cell.’

But Mr Medeiros never reached his phone and ended up getting stuck at the waist in the water-filled hole, news10.net reports.

Witnessed it all: Brianna Mooney describes seeing the man’s legs waving about wildly before he was rescued

Brianna Mooney, 16, who lives in the house closest to the drain, said she called her boyfriend when she heard the screaming.

He in turn called his aunt Christina Nieves, who lives a few houses down from Miss Mooney.

‘When I got to the window I could hear him screaming. He was really screaming loud,’ said Mrs Nieves, who called police.

Small space: The storm drain in Ceres, California, the scene of the drama

Ceres Police say fire fighters were able to pull Medeiros out of the hole and[..]essed his medical condition.

They thought Mr Medeiros was slightly intoxicated but not impaired.

Mr Medeiros admitted he had been drinking, but was not drunk and that he believed the injuries to his head impaired his ability to explain to officers what happened to him.

Ceres PD Sgt. Yandell said: ‘A report was filed based on the information the victim gave officers at the scene the night of the incident.’

WOMAN KICKED OFF FLIGHT; PILOT THOUGHT SHE HAD NO PANTIES ON!

A Manhattan financial consultant filed a lawsuit claiming that she was kicked off a JetBlue flight at New York’s John F. Kennedy International Airport because the pilot mistakenly thought she was not wearing pants or shorts, the New York Post reported Friday.

Malinda Knowles, 27, said she had boarded the Florida-bound jet when a supervisor approached her and “slapped his walkie-talkie in between [my] legs” and smacked them with the antenna, according to documents filed against the airline Thursday in Queens Supreme Court.

“It was humiliating, degrading and highly inappropriate,” Knowles added. “I didn’t want to show him my crotch.”

Knowles said that her 6:00am flight for West Palm Beach was set to take off on July 13, 2010, when she was approached by Victor Rodriguez.

“I was sitting on the plane with my orange juice, minding my business, when he said, ‘I don’t want to see your panties, but do you have any on?'” she said. “He was very vulgar. I didn’t want to show him anything. He asked me to come off the plane, but I didn’t want to go anywhere with him.”

Police escorted her to a hangar area — where they confirmed she was wearing shorts — and put her back on the flight, according to the lawsuit, which seeks an unspecified amount.

“If the police come on a flight, everybody thinks you have a b0mb,” Knowles said.

OFF DUTY MCDO MANAGER PUNCHES MOTHER IN FRONT OF HER AUTISTIC CHILDREN!

A McDonald’s manager in the Atlanta area is accused of punching a mother after she brought her autistic children and a service dog inside the restaurant, authorities said.

Tiffany Denise Allen is charged with simple battery, simple assault and disorderly conduct, according to a Cobb County warrant.

Jennifer Schwenker entered the McDonald’s in Marietta with her twins and service dog on July 12. Allen, who was off-duty at the time, became angry that the dog was inside, the warrant states. Police say Allen followed the mother around the restaurant, then punched her in the face in the parking lot.

Surveillance video shows McDonald’s employees trying to restrain their co-worker, police wrote in the warrant.

J.M. and Jan Owens, who operate the store on Bells Ferry Road, said they’re cooperating with police.

“At our McDonald’s restaurant, we respect and value our customers. Their safety and well-being is always a top priority,” they said in a statement to The Associated Press.

“We strive to comply with all applicable laws, including the Americans with Disabilities Act,” they said. “It is our policy to make our restaurants accessible to all customers, including those with disabilities and special needs, whether or not they need the assistance of service animals.”

A phone listing for Allen could not be located. McDonald’s officials say that she is no longer employed by the Oak Brook, Ill.-based company.

BOYFRIEND FORCES iPHONE IN GIRLRFIEND’S MOUTH DURING ARGUMENT! :O

You may have visualized cramming someone’s cellphone down his or her throat out of sheer frustration on occasion, but odds are that you’ve never acted on such a violent thought — unlike one New York City patent attorney. 

Apparently 37-year-old Brian Anscomb was recently arrested after accusations that he’d “force-fed” an iPhone to his girlfriend during an argument. According to court papers referenced by the New York Post, this attack bruised and cut the mouth of the 23-year-old woman.

While Anscomb’s lawyer denies “all of the allegations” connected to the incident, it is notable that the New York Post suggests that this may not be the first time the couple had a fight which ended with cellphone-related violence:

It wasn’t [Anscomb’s] first phone flipout — on July 10, he allegedly cracked [his girlfriend’s] cellphone in half when she tried to call cops during a nasty squabble.

Anscomb then slugged her in the eye as she tried to flee, court papers claim.

It’s also worth pointing out that there appears to be a lack of information regarding the particulars of the most recent incident. We are not told exactly how Anscomb attacked the young woman nor how he managed to force an object the shape and size of an iPhone down her throat — something which would probably lead many to experience a great deal of discomfort and resistance as well as the urge to vomit.

Based on these details as well as the absence of further information, we are left believing that the force-feeding described by the New York Post — while an incredibly violent attack — likely did not leave the woman even close to actually being forced to swallow a gadget.

GADGET TO FORCE YOUR KIDS TO SMILE!!! #FAIL

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Remember going to visit grandma as a child and your parents telling you to be sure and smile and act like you are happy to see her? I guess all parents have gone through that at some point, wanting their children to put on a fake smile while out in public. Well worry no more because a Japanese inventor creates an ingenious way to make your kids smile.

This new invention just hooks on your child’s ears like glasses while another portion fits snuggly under the chin. Ok so what is the twist? How about electro shock treatment? Yes the portion under the chin sends a constant pulse of electricity through your child’s cheeks.

Set the electro smile unit on high and snap that smile right into place, no more worries about grandma feeling the kids are not happy to see her. The sudden jolt of electricity in the jaw muscles forces the child to smile with complete body excitement giving grandma the appearance the kids have really missed her.

So far the only side effects have been slight twitching of the kid’s heads during normal time such as during class or sleeping. The slight side effect is well worth it though considering granny doesn’t have many years left to live and seeing those happy faces means so much to her. Grab your electro smile today and see the grins spark to life. This Japanese creator created a nifty way to make your offspring’s smile.

4-YR OLD BOY LEFT ALL ALONE IN NJ SCHOOL BUS FOR 5HRS!

Police are investigating how a 4-year-old special needs boy was left on a school bus for as long as five hours before being discovered by a maintenance worker Wednesday afternoon.Police spokesman Stan Eason says the boy was picked up from his home around 8 a.m. on Wednesday and was found, still on the bus, about 1 p.m. in the maintenance yard of the Atlantic Express Bus Company.

Eason says the boy was taken to a nearby hospital as a precaution but did not seem to be seriously injured.

The boy was headed to a summer program for special needs students.

Eason says police investigating how the bus driver and an aide on the bus overlooked the boy and whether criminal charges are warranted.

A spokeswoman for Atlantic Express says the bus driver and driver’s aide have been fired.

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OMG!!! KANYE SENDS TWEET TO WIZ KHALIFA!!!!


DING!DING! DING! ROUND 1 GOES TO KANYE WEST!!!
Wow, that’s Just……. WOW!!!
If you’re trynna look for it, don’t bother, he deleted it afterwards!
We love Douchebag Kanyeeze!!!

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